Contact? But why?

I’m a bit of a hermit, so I don’t know why you’d want to contact me, but if you must…

Fill out the form below. When you do, someone in a lonely office somewhere will write it out on paper and tie to the leg of a pigeon, raven or owl.

Be patient, birds are slow.

I might or might not get back to you, depending on if the bird has been eaten or not… Fair warning I live with cats, sometimes mail does not get delivered…

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